1 00:00:15,132 --> 00:00:19,344 Okay, two pieces left. Two pieces left. 2 00:00:21,096 --> 00:00:23,432 Oh, boy, one piece left. 3 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:25,017 Okay, let's do the math. 4 00:00:25,183 --> 00:00:29,146 I'm on my third, he's had two, and this is her second. 5 00:00:29,688 --> 00:00:32,607 Okay, she's out of the game, she's a two-slicer. 6 00:00:32,774 --> 00:00:36,111 It's between me and the old man. 7 00:00:38,530 --> 00:00:40,991 Technically, he is entitled to it, but I should be okay. 8 00:00:41,199 --> 00:00:45,162 After all, I am the only one counting. 9 00:00:46,705 --> 00:00:49,708 Three slices and he's eyeing his fourth. 10 00:00:49,916 --> 00:00:51,626 No wonder he's huge. 11 00:00:52,878 --> 00:00:56,298 Well, that one's got my name on it, big man. 12 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:59,134 Oh, God, he made eye contact with the slice. 13 00:00:59,301 --> 00:01:01,970 I gotta throw this one down and grab it. 14 00:01:04,639 --> 00:01:08,685 Oh, so that's your game, is it? 15 00:01:12,022 --> 00:01:16,568 Oh, God, they're racing for the last piece again. 16 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:21,490 I'm pretty full, but let's have some fun. 17 00:01:54,784 --> 00:02:00,784 Sync by XhmikosR www.addic7ed.com 18 00:02:05,210 --> 00:02:07,003 God, that restaurant was good. Wasn't it? 19 00:02:07,212 --> 00:02:08,505 - Wasn't it? - Yeah, it was. 20 00:02:08,755 --> 00:02:11,591 I hate when those waiters come and ask if you want fresh ground pepper. 21 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:13,265 Always choke, like, "I don't know. 22 00:02:13,291 --> 00:02:15,011 Can't decide with you standing over me." 23 00:02:15,053 --> 00:02:17,013 Why can't they leave the pepper mill on the table? 24 00:02:17,222 --> 00:02:19,182 - Exactly. - They carry it around like it's gold. 25 00:02:19,391 --> 00:02:22,143 I know, I know. It's pepper, you know? It's like dirt. 26 00:02:22,394 --> 00:02:24,187 - Yeah. - Carrie, your place is great. 27 00:02:24,396 --> 00:02:26,439 Oh, yeah, you might recognise the furniture 28 00:02:26,606 --> 00:02:28,400 from a little shop called IKEA. 29 00:02:28,650 --> 00:02:30,193 - Yeah. - Oh, yes. 30 00:02:30,402 --> 00:02:32,904 - Here's that article you wanted. - Fabulous. Thank you. 31 00:02:33,113 --> 00:02:35,865 You're welcome. And also, there's a great review of a new steakhouse 32 00:02:36,032 --> 00:02:37,672 that just opened up on Northern Boulevard. 33 00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:40,453 Apparently, they fly their steaks in from Chicago or something. 34 00:02:40,703 --> 00:02:42,664 Yeah, any interest in going Saturday night? 35 00:02:42,914 --> 00:02:46,084 Hey, anytime meat is flown to me, you caught my attention. 36 00:02:46,626 --> 00:02:47,627 It sounds good. Abby? 37 00:02:47,836 --> 00:02:51,172 Yeah, I'll check our book, but I'm 75 percent sure we can do it. 38 00:02:51,381 --> 00:02:53,341 - Okay, great. - All right, this is great. 39 00:02:53,508 --> 00:02:55,468 It was great seeing you, man. I had a lot of fun. 40 00:02:55,677 --> 00:02:59,305 - Good night. - All right, take it easy now. Okay. 41 00:02:59,514 --> 00:03:01,975 - Marc and Abby. - You see, I told you you'd like them. 42 00:03:02,183 --> 00:03:05,186 You're right. I'm sorry I fought you. It's just you met Abby at yoga class. 43 00:03:05,395 --> 00:03:07,272 Sounded pretty weak. 44 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:10,567 Yeah, I know, but we were mocking the instructor. I had a good feeling. 45 00:03:10,734 --> 00:03:15,113 Yeah, it worked out great. I mean, I like Marc, you like Abby. 46 00:03:15,321 --> 00:03:17,615 I even like Abby, you like Marc, there's crossover appeal. 47 00:03:17,824 --> 00:03:19,951 That never happens. 48 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:21,870 What are you doing? We just had dinner. 49 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,997 Just a late night once-over. 50 00:03:24,164 --> 00:03:27,584 Oh, look at that, a new package of American cheese slices. 51 00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:29,586 Not taking any, just good to know. 52 00:03:31,921 --> 00:03:34,841 It's also good to know that I will be taking a pudding. 53 00:03:35,759 --> 00:03:37,635 You know what I like about Marc and Abby? 54 00:03:37,844 --> 00:03:39,471 - No kids. - Oh, it's a beautiful thing. 55 00:03:39,637 --> 00:03:41,264 Yeah, I mean, Deacon and Kelly are great, 56 00:03:41,473 --> 00:03:43,433 but it's always like, "Oh, we can't get a sitter, 57 00:03:43,641 --> 00:03:47,437 this one has an ear ache, that one swallowed a marble..." 58 00:03:47,687 --> 00:03:49,939 - Very annoying. - Yeah, but Marc and Abby, no strings. 59 00:03:50,148 --> 00:03:52,817 You know what they are? They are our new go-to couple. 60 00:03:53,068 --> 00:03:54,944 Yeah, it's like we can call them up on a whim 61 00:03:55,153 --> 00:03:58,323 and boom, we're on a Learjet to Monte Carlo with the Shmenkmans. 62 00:03:59,783 --> 00:04:03,620 Honey, their name is not Shmenkman, it's Shropshire. 63 00:04:03,828 --> 00:04:07,332 Shropshire. Shropshire. 64 00:04:07,499 --> 00:04:09,459 Too hard. I'm sticking with Shmenkman. 65 00:04:15,256 --> 00:04:18,885 Hello? Oh, hi, Kel, what's going on? 66 00:04:19,094 --> 00:04:21,137 Oh, all right, well, hold on a sec. 67 00:04:21,304 --> 00:04:23,973 Deacon and Kelly want to go out Saturday night, they got a sitter. 68 00:04:24,140 --> 00:04:26,267 We got the Shmenkmans on Saturday. 69 00:04:26,518 --> 00:04:28,978 - Was that definite? - Well, they said 75 percent. 70 00:04:29,187 --> 00:04:31,856 - Hit the mute. - Okay. 71 00:04:32,065 --> 00:04:34,275 - Hit it. - I don't know where it is. 72 00:04:35,151 --> 00:04:36,861 There. Okay. 73 00:04:37,070 --> 00:04:38,863 I'm gonna test it. 74 00:04:45,745 --> 00:04:46,746 It works. 75 00:04:46,955 --> 00:04:48,581 All right. So, what about Saturday night? 76 00:04:48,748 --> 00:04:50,709 All right, well, Marc and Abby gave us 75 percent. 77 00:04:50,917 --> 00:04:53,461 But if that falls through, and we say no to Deac and Kelly, 78 00:04:53,670 --> 00:04:56,131 - then we get nothing. - All right, so, what do we do? 79 00:04:56,381 --> 00:04:58,758 All right, we gotta hold Deacon and Kelly until we know. 80 00:04:58,925 --> 00:05:02,095 Tell them we're 75 percent sure we can do it. 81 00:05:03,430 --> 00:05:05,223 Carrie, the Shmenkmans gave us 75 percent. 82 00:05:05,390 --> 00:05:07,434 We only have 25 percent to give. 83 00:05:07,684 --> 00:05:12,313 Well, we're not gonna hold Deac and Kelly with 25 percent. 84 00:05:12,522 --> 00:05:14,232 Cheat it. Bump it up to 50. 85 00:05:15,316 --> 00:05:19,279 Kel? Yeah, so sorry about that, I saw a bird. 86 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:25,660 Anyway, about Saturday night, we're 35 percent sure we can make it. 87 00:05:26,870 --> 00:05:28,830 Okay, would it help if I said 40? 88 00:05:29,706 --> 00:05:31,416 Okay, then we'll do it some other time... 89 00:05:31,583 --> 00:05:34,419 Would you please give them 50? 90 00:05:35,128 --> 00:05:37,464 Oh, okay, hold on a second. How about Sunday brunch? 91 00:05:37,714 --> 00:05:39,211 Yeah, there you go. We'll do it here. 92 00:05:39,237 --> 00:05:39,866 Okay. Okay. 93 00:05:40,050 --> 00:05:42,969 Hey, yeah. That sounds great. And we'll do it over here, okay? 94 00:05:43,970 --> 00:05:46,347 Oh, yeah, no. No, bring them. Bring them along. That's fine. 95 00:05:46,556 --> 00:05:49,726 Yeah. Okay. Okay, bye. 96 00:05:49,934 --> 00:05:52,145 - They're bringing the kids. - What was I gonna say? 97 00:05:52,771 --> 00:05:55,774 Hang onto your hats, people, I got news. 98 00:05:55,982 --> 00:05:58,359 I was over at that newsstand that has papers 99 00:05:58,568 --> 00:06:00,028 from all around the country, 100 00:06:00,195 --> 00:06:02,489 and I grabbed myself an Akron Beacon. 101 00:06:02,655 --> 00:06:04,032 Take a gander at this. 102 00:06:05,408 --> 00:06:07,911 What am I supposed to be reacting to? 103 00:06:08,161 --> 00:06:11,498 It's a coupon for Sergeant Salty's Deep Sea Corn Loops. 104 00:06:11,706 --> 00:06:15,752 And should I be happy, or sad? 105 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:16,961 Happy. 106 00:06:17,170 --> 00:06:19,923 It's the greatest breakfast cereal known to man. 107 00:06:20,131 --> 00:06:23,134 When I was a boy, I'd pour myself a big bowl every morning 108 00:06:23,343 --> 00:06:26,012 and listen to the Sergeant Salty Radio Hour, 109 00:06:26,221 --> 00:06:28,890 where I'd be regaled with the adventures of Sergeant Salty 110 00:06:29,099 --> 00:06:32,769 and his trusty sidekick, Bugle Dog. 111 00:06:34,437 --> 00:06:35,814 Well, I'm glad you found it, Dad. 112 00:06:36,022 --> 00:06:38,566 Yeah, I thought they'd stopped making it when it came out 113 00:06:38,775 --> 00:06:41,236 that Sergeant Salty kept a small Chinese woman 114 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:42,612 locked in his basement. 115 00:06:48,201 --> 00:06:49,452 Hello? 116 00:06:49,661 --> 00:06:52,163 Oh, hey, Abby. 117 00:06:52,747 --> 00:06:56,084 Oh, you can't make Saturday? That's too bad. 118 00:06:56,292 --> 00:06:57,460 What's that? 119 00:06:58,128 --> 00:07:00,422 Just hang on one second. Yeah. 120 00:07:00,630 --> 00:07:02,674 Now they want Sunday brunch. 121 00:07:02,882 --> 00:07:05,009 Well, this is a fine mess. 122 00:07:06,511 --> 00:07:09,097 We gotta call Deac and Kelly and try to get Saturday night back. 123 00:07:09,347 --> 00:07:11,057 And say what? "Our better offer cancelled"? 124 00:07:11,224 --> 00:07:13,184 It's like a slap in the face. 125 00:07:13,852 --> 00:07:15,812 You know what? Let's just all have Sunday brunch. 126 00:07:16,062 --> 00:07:18,273 - Good, good. Do that. - Okay. Abby? 127 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:21,526 Yeah, Sunday is great. Yeah, we'll do it here at my house. 128 00:07:21,735 --> 00:07:24,195 Some other friends of ours are gonna join, is that cool? 129 00:07:24,404 --> 00:07:26,531 Okay, great, we'll see you Sunday at 11. 130 00:07:26,698 --> 00:07:27,949 All right. Bye, sweetie. 131 00:07:28,158 --> 00:07:29,534 Oh, that worked out. 132 00:07:29,784 --> 00:07:31,995 Man, people are really into us. 133 00:07:32,203 --> 00:07:33,830 Yeah. 134 00:07:39,419 --> 00:07:41,921 He's one of those guys who leaves long messages on the machine. 135 00:07:42,130 --> 00:07:44,799 I come home, gotta go to the bathroom, I hit the button, it's like: 136 00:07:45,008 --> 00:07:51,097 "Hey, guy, it's Bob. 137 00:07:52,182 --> 00:07:54,225 What are you doing? 138 00:07:54,434 --> 00:07:58,271 Give me a call back, I'm at 212-3..." 139 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:04,694 Oh, your baby is so adorable. 140 00:08:04,903 --> 00:08:07,197 - Thank you. Thank you. - Both your kids. 141 00:08:07,405 --> 00:08:09,866 Marc and I've been talking about whether it's time to have one 142 00:08:10,075 --> 00:08:11,618 of these little guys ourselves. 143 00:08:11,826 --> 00:08:13,119 Really? 144 00:08:13,328 --> 00:08:16,081 - You should do it. - Well, we think we might. 145 00:08:16,289 --> 00:08:19,376 Really? So soon? I mean, you guys have only been married two years. 146 00:08:19,584 --> 00:08:21,878 Haven't had time to enjoy each other yet. 147 00:08:22,087 --> 00:08:23,963 Well, it's true, kids really do take over. 148 00:08:24,172 --> 00:08:27,008 I mean, we haven't seen a movie in a theatre in probably six months. 149 00:08:27,175 --> 00:08:28,426 We have no life. 150 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:30,316 We're at the movies literally every night. 151 00:08:30,512 --> 00:08:32,138 Yeah. 152 00:08:33,306 --> 00:08:35,767 On the other hand, there's just, you know, something about it. 153 00:08:35,975 --> 00:08:38,019 It's like all my priorities changed 154 00:08:38,186 --> 00:08:39,979 the day we found out we were having Kirby. 155 00:08:40,230 --> 00:08:42,982 And when they smile at you and call you Daddy, I'll tell you what, 156 00:08:43,149 --> 00:08:44,234 it's the best. 157 00:08:44,442 --> 00:08:45,443 Oh, Marc. 158 00:08:45,652 --> 00:08:47,445 I know. Maybe it's time. 159 00:08:48,738 --> 00:08:52,951 You know, having a baby really does ruin your body, though, Abby. It... 160 00:08:55,412 --> 00:08:57,372 It never comes back. 161 00:08:59,874 --> 00:09:01,668 Except for you. 162 00:09:03,253 --> 00:09:04,546 Thanks. 163 00:09:04,796 --> 00:09:07,173 - Can I hold him? - Oh, sure. 164 00:09:07,716 --> 00:09:10,552 Watch out, Abby, that one's a drooler. 165 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:12,303 Hey there. Oh, look, Marc. 166 00:09:12,470 --> 00:09:14,597 - Hey there. Hi. - Hello. 167 00:09:14,764 --> 00:09:16,641 Look, I have very small feet. 168 00:09:16,891 --> 00:09:19,561 Hey, Marc, what's the deal with capers, huh? 169 00:09:19,728 --> 00:09:21,855 I don't know. 170 00:09:24,190 --> 00:09:26,317 Okay, here's our home phone, my work phone, 171 00:09:26,484 --> 00:09:29,404 Marc's work phone, our e-mail, which is always the best way to reach us, 172 00:09:29,571 --> 00:09:31,051 - and cell phone. - Oh, great. Thanks. 173 00:09:31,239 --> 00:09:32,407 All right, guys. 174 00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:35,118 - All right, man. Yeah, sure. - Take care. Thanks a lot. 175 00:09:35,326 --> 00:09:37,036 - See you tomorrow. - Bye-bye. 176 00:09:37,203 --> 00:09:38,997 - Bye. - Bye. 177 00:09:42,208 --> 00:09:44,878 Work phone, home phone, cell phone, e-mail. 178 00:09:45,045 --> 00:09:47,547 Yeah, they really don't wanna lose touch, do they? 179 00:09:47,756 --> 00:09:50,216 It's good though. Now our friends are friends with each other. 180 00:09:50,425 --> 00:09:52,927 Yeah, it's nice when you can make that happen. 181 00:09:53,136 --> 00:09:55,263 Yeah, absolutely. 182 00:09:55,805 --> 00:09:58,641 Son of a bitch, they stole the Shmenkmans. 183 00:10:04,658 --> 00:10:08,162 Arthur, got a package for you. 184 00:10:09,038 --> 00:10:13,167 It's my Deep Sea Corn Loops. Sweet diggity. 185 00:10:16,128 --> 00:10:17,213 You gotta sign here first. 186 00:10:17,421 --> 00:10:20,508 Oh, I see, so that's how you're gonna play it, huh? 187 00:10:21,884 --> 00:10:24,720 Look, I'm not playing anything, you gotta sign it, that's our policy. 188 00:10:24,887 --> 00:10:26,681 Well, you must think I'm a damn fool. 189 00:10:26,889 --> 00:10:29,809 I sign your fancy electric doodad, then you got me. 190 00:10:29,975 --> 00:10:32,645 I'm in your computer, I'm on your lists, 191 00:10:32,853 --> 00:10:35,231 and pretty soon, you know what videos I rent, 192 00:10:35,398 --> 00:10:38,234 and I'm considered a pervert. 193 00:10:42,571 --> 00:10:43,864 I'm begging you. 194 00:10:44,990 --> 00:10:46,784 All right. 195 00:10:50,913 --> 00:10:52,873 There you go. Thanks. 196 00:10:54,667 --> 00:10:57,169 "Schmarthur Schmooner." 197 00:10:57,628 --> 00:10:59,505 Okay, you beat the system. 198 00:10:59,672 --> 00:11:03,592 Douglas, get some milk and prepare to be delighted. 199 00:11:03,801 --> 00:11:06,303 Oh, okay. 200 00:11:14,353 --> 00:11:16,397 Gotta use your hands, huh? 201 00:11:16,605 --> 00:11:19,692 You know, you can tilt the box, that's the way most people go. 202 00:11:20,401 --> 00:11:22,695 Well, I'm not most people. 203 00:11:26,365 --> 00:11:29,452 Oh, this is taking me back. 204 00:11:31,704 --> 00:11:34,165 - Give it a try. - All right, all right. 205 00:11:48,012 --> 00:11:49,889 They're salty. 206 00:11:51,807 --> 00:11:56,020 And what part of Sergeant Salty didn't you understand? 207 00:11:56,437 --> 00:11:59,857 I understand what salty means, it's just not a great quality in a cereal. 208 00:12:00,066 --> 00:12:02,026 These were beloved by millions. 209 00:12:02,234 --> 00:12:05,571 I don't care. Cereal shouldn't taste like a Slim Jim. 210 00:12:06,906 --> 00:12:10,576 Sweet diggity, are you ignorant. 211 00:12:12,578 --> 00:12:14,622 - Hey, hon. - Hey. 212 00:12:15,498 --> 00:12:16,499 What's in the box? 213 00:12:16,707 --> 00:12:19,877 A life supply of Stinky Loops. 214 00:12:22,671 --> 00:12:24,382 Good, good. 215 00:12:25,007 --> 00:12:27,677 So listen, I just got off the phone with Kelly, and it's official. 216 00:12:27,885 --> 00:12:30,888 She and Deacon are going out with the Shmenkmans. 217 00:12:31,097 --> 00:12:33,641 - Really? - Yup, dinner, this Saturday night. 218 00:12:33,849 --> 00:12:35,393 Ain't that a kick in the chops? 219 00:12:35,976 --> 00:12:38,187 We shouldn't have let them leave together after brunch. 220 00:12:38,396 --> 00:12:39,855 We should've kept one couple here. 221 00:12:40,022 --> 00:12:41,315 You're so right. 222 00:12:41,524 --> 00:12:44,276 We had them. We had them right here. What happened? 223 00:12:44,485 --> 00:12:48,698 I'm sure your burping in the middle of brunch didn't help matters. 224 00:12:50,991 --> 00:12:51,992 What just happened here? 225 00:12:52,201 --> 00:12:54,537 Are you blaming this on me? 226 00:12:54,787 --> 00:12:56,497 No, I'm just saying, it might be possible 227 00:12:56,664 --> 00:13:01,043 that not everyone enjoys a sausagey burp as much as I do. 228 00:13:01,585 --> 00:13:04,046 Which, PS, is not that much. 229 00:13:04,505 --> 00:13:06,225 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you telling them 230 00:13:06,424 --> 00:13:08,384 about your deviated septum surgery for 40 minutes, 231 00:13:08,592 --> 00:13:09,912 that's really what won them over. 232 00:13:10,136 --> 00:13:11,220 - They asked. - Yes. 233 00:13:11,429 --> 00:13:13,229 But you know what, here's a nice little phrase 234 00:13:13,431 --> 00:13:17,059 you might wanna learn in the future, it's called "Long story short." 235 00:13:18,394 --> 00:13:22,690 Okay, and here's one for you: "No, thanks, I'm full." 236 00:13:28,362 --> 00:13:31,615 Honey, I'm sorry, we shouldn't be turning on each other. 237 00:13:31,824 --> 00:13:33,544 You're right. This is just such a rough one. 238 00:13:33,743 --> 00:13:36,495 I mean, now we've lost the Shmenkmans and Deacon and Kelly. 239 00:13:36,704 --> 00:13:38,914 I mean, Deacon and Kelly, they were solid, you know. 240 00:13:39,123 --> 00:13:42,293 I mean, they weren't flashy, but they got the job done. 241 00:13:42,501 --> 00:13:44,378 Well, hang on, we haven't really lost anyone. 242 00:13:44,545 --> 00:13:47,381 - They're just going out to dinner. - Carrie, that's where it starts. 243 00:13:47,548 --> 00:13:49,842 First, they're going to dinner together, then the movies, 244 00:13:50,051 --> 00:13:51,677 then they're going on vacation together. 245 00:13:51,886 --> 00:13:54,555 Next thing you know, we're watching their slides from Disney World 246 00:13:54,722 --> 00:13:56,599 and dying inside. 247 00:13:56,807 --> 00:13:58,934 Well, you know what? The Shmenkmans, they're fine. 248 00:13:59,101 --> 00:14:01,228 But, you know, they're not that great. 249 00:14:01,437 --> 00:14:02,688 I guess not. 250 00:14:02,938 --> 00:14:05,691 And there are plenty of other couples we can go out with. 251 00:14:05,941 --> 00:14:08,694 That's true. That is so true. I mean, couples are a dime a dozen. 252 00:14:08,861 --> 00:14:11,280 You can't spit without hitting a couple in this town. 253 00:14:11,530 --> 00:14:12,907 Absolutely right. 254 00:14:13,157 --> 00:14:14,950 So who you got? 255 00:14:15,201 --> 00:14:17,787 Okay, let me think. Let me think... 256 00:14:18,412 --> 00:14:22,208 What about...? Oh, no, they're dead. 257 00:14:29,382 --> 00:14:31,509 I know, that is so true. 258 00:14:31,717 --> 00:14:32,718 So Japanese okay? 259 00:14:32,927 --> 00:14:35,680 Oh, yeah, there's a great place over on 58th. 260 00:14:35,846 --> 00:14:38,057 Maybe I'll get udon. 261 00:14:42,436 --> 00:14:44,939 - Kim, right? Kim Milner? - Right. 262 00:14:45,147 --> 00:14:47,441 - Accounting, you just started? - Yeah, and you're? 263 00:14:47,650 --> 00:14:49,360 Carrie Heffernan. I'm Grossman's secretary. 264 00:14:49,527 --> 00:14:51,153 Oh, you know, I thought I recognised you. 265 00:14:51,362 --> 00:14:53,239 - And I was right, I did. Hi. - Hi. Hi. 266 00:14:53,406 --> 00:14:56,242 - Gary Milner, how are you? - Hi, Gary. 267 00:15:01,247 --> 00:15:03,916 Would you guys like to go out tonight? 268 00:15:09,714 --> 00:15:12,008 I can't wait to see this, I hear Kevin Spacey is amazing. 269 00:15:12,216 --> 00:15:14,760 - Oh, he's always great. - Oh, the man's a national treasure. 270 00:15:15,011 --> 00:15:16,220 Red Hot, anyone? 271 00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:17,471 Oh, yeah. All right. 272 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:20,516 - Oh, great. Here you go, honey. - Thank you. 273 00:15:22,727 --> 00:15:24,603 - Spicy. - Yeah. 274 00:15:24,854 --> 00:15:26,981 Hey, speaking of spices, how about pepper, huh? 275 00:15:29,775 --> 00:15:32,069 When you go to a restaurant, and the waiter comes around, 276 00:15:32,278 --> 00:15:34,572 asks if you want fresh ground pepper, I can never decide. 277 00:15:34,822 --> 00:15:36,365 Oh, yeah, that's kind of true. 278 00:15:36,532 --> 00:15:38,492 They do that with the Parmesan cheese too, right? 279 00:15:38,701 --> 00:15:40,327 Yes. Yes, they do sometimes. 280 00:15:41,078 --> 00:15:42,872 He's good. I can work with him. 281 00:15:44,957 --> 00:15:48,294 So you guys thinking about having kids? 282 00:15:49,170 --> 00:15:53,382 - What? - You know, babies, offspring. 283 00:15:55,134 --> 00:15:56,927 We're brother and sister. 284 00:16:10,983 --> 00:16:13,569 Hello, darlings. It's Saturday night. 285 00:16:13,778 --> 00:16:15,154 Aren't you going out? 286 00:16:15,321 --> 00:16:17,865 No, we don't have any plans. 287 00:16:18,074 --> 00:16:20,284 Deacon and Kelly couldn't get a sitter? 288 00:16:21,035 --> 00:16:23,871 Actually, they did, they're just out with someone else. 289 00:16:24,914 --> 00:16:27,833 What about that other lovely couple you had over for brunch? 290 00:16:28,042 --> 00:16:29,242 They seemed like a lot of fun. 291 00:16:29,460 --> 00:16:31,587 Back it down, okay? The lady said we had no plans. 292 00:16:32,588 --> 00:16:36,801 Okay, okay, cool yourjets, Eddie. 293 00:16:47,728 --> 00:16:51,232 You know, Dad, if you don't like those Salty Corn Loops, 294 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,734 you don't have to eat all hundred boxes. 295 00:16:53,943 --> 00:16:55,236 Has he been talking to you? 296 00:16:55,444 --> 00:16:58,447 Have you been bad-mouthing my cereal? 297 00:16:59,073 --> 00:17:00,866 Yes, it's all I talk about. 298 00:17:01,075 --> 00:17:03,661 Well, I love this cereal. I love it. 299 00:17:03,869 --> 00:17:05,429 You may not because you're an angry man, 300 00:17:05,621 --> 00:17:07,415 but I love it. 301 00:17:07,998 --> 00:17:10,543 Okay, God bless, enjoy. 302 00:17:11,544 --> 00:17:14,213 Who am I kidding? It's disgusting. 303 00:17:15,715 --> 00:17:19,552 Besides which, I'm so very thirsty. 304 00:17:21,429 --> 00:17:22,430 You know what? 305 00:17:22,638 --> 00:17:25,391 Maybe we would feel better if we just got out of the house. 306 00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:27,393 All right, yeah. What do you wanna do? 307 00:17:27,601 --> 00:17:29,401 Don't know. Wanna try out that new steakhouse? 308 00:17:29,603 --> 00:17:33,983 Do I wanna? You plus beef equals fun. 309 00:17:39,030 --> 00:17:40,573 This place is nice. 310 00:17:40,823 --> 00:17:43,034 You're right, sweats wouldn't have worked. 311 00:17:43,284 --> 00:17:44,660 - Table for two? - Yeah. 312 00:17:44,827 --> 00:17:46,954 - This way. - Thanks. 313 00:17:50,249 --> 00:17:51,709 - Oh, no. - What? 314 00:17:51,917 --> 00:17:53,002 They're here. 315 00:17:53,169 --> 00:17:56,756 They took my recommendation and they used it behind our backs. 316 00:17:56,922 --> 00:17:58,007 Can you believe that? 317 00:17:58,174 --> 00:18:00,634 All right, what do we do? Let's get out of here. 318 00:18:01,177 --> 00:18:03,512 - Hey. - Hey, man. 319 00:18:03,721 --> 00:18:04,722 - Hey. - Hi. 320 00:18:04,930 --> 00:18:06,640 - Hi, guys. - Look who's here. 321 00:18:06,891 --> 00:18:07,892 What's going on, guys? 322 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:09,660 Nothing, we just came by for some steak. 323 00:18:09,852 --> 00:18:12,063 And possibly a blooming onion. 324 00:18:12,313 --> 00:18:14,440 Yeah, we stole your little tip on this place. Sorry. 325 00:18:14,607 --> 00:18:17,151 Hey, where's the cop, right? 326 00:18:21,781 --> 00:18:23,991 Oh, you wanna join us? We could squeeze in. 327 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,826 No, no. You guys already have your food. 328 00:18:25,993 --> 00:18:27,703 - Don't worry about it. - You know what, 329 00:18:27,912 --> 00:18:29,872 we're having a little romantic celebration anyway. 330 00:18:30,081 --> 00:18:33,250 It's Doug's half-birthday, so you guys enjoy, okay? 331 00:18:33,459 --> 00:18:34,543 - All right. - Okay. 332 00:18:34,752 --> 00:18:35,753 - Bye-bye. - Bye. 333 00:18:35,961 --> 00:18:37,338 - Right, right. - Okay. 334 00:18:37,546 --> 00:18:39,757 Uncomfortable. 335 00:18:39,965 --> 00:18:41,342 I know. 336 00:18:42,718 --> 00:18:44,095 Maybe we should sit down with them? 337 00:18:44,303 --> 00:18:46,263 - No. - Car, they asked us to sit down. 338 00:18:46,514 --> 00:18:50,184 Yeah, it was a pity ask, okay? They don't really wanna sit with us. 339 00:18:50,434 --> 00:18:52,561 Yeah, yeah. 340 00:18:52,712 --> 00:18:53,761 Do you hear that? 341 00:18:53,787 --> 00:18:56,516 Every laugh is another inside joke we're not a part of. 342 00:18:58,109 --> 00:19:00,403 - I think we should go back in there. - You think so? 343 00:19:00,611 --> 00:19:02,738 Yes, let's go over to the table, kick it up a notch, 344 00:19:02,905 --> 00:19:05,991 and show them we're the fun great couple we know we are. 345 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,327 - And we are, damn it. - Yeah. 346 00:19:08,494 --> 00:19:10,371 We're the Heffernans. 347 00:19:10,621 --> 00:19:13,624 We've got Heffer-vecense. 348 00:19:16,085 --> 00:19:18,295 - Let's go. - All right. 349 00:19:18,504 --> 00:19:21,340 Hey, changed our minds. Decided to join you. 350 00:19:21,507 --> 00:19:23,718 And we come bearing bread. 351 00:19:23,926 --> 00:19:25,806 - Great, skootch over. - Okay, great. Thank you. 352 00:19:26,012 --> 00:19:29,098 So, what's up, meat eaters? 353 00:19:31,684 --> 00:19:33,561 It's like a Sunday brunch reunion, right? 354 00:19:33,769 --> 00:19:35,146 - Yeah. - Yeah. 355 00:19:35,688 --> 00:19:37,648 - Ready to order? - Yeah, I believe we are. 356 00:19:37,857 --> 00:19:41,277 You know what, we'll start off with a bottle of wine for the table, on us. 357 00:19:41,485 --> 00:19:43,946 - Thanks, guys. - Red? White? 358 00:19:44,155 --> 00:19:46,032 I don't care if a wine is red, white or purple, 359 00:19:46,198 --> 00:19:48,325 as long as it gets us loopy. 360 00:19:48,951 --> 00:19:50,828 What's up, guy? 361 00:19:51,037 --> 00:19:52,413 Ma'am? 362 00:19:52,621 --> 00:19:54,665 I'm gonna have the salmon. 363 00:19:54,832 --> 00:19:56,709 Fish in a steakhouse? What is she, a witch? 364 00:19:56,876 --> 00:20:00,046 Get her, I think she is. Witchy. 365 00:20:00,671 --> 00:20:03,424 - Hey, the porterhouse is really good. - Yeah, it's great. 366 00:20:03,632 --> 00:20:05,343 Is it really? Okay, then porterhouse it is. 367 00:20:05,509 --> 00:20:09,013 Actually, porterhouse sounds like a lot. How about a porterhut? 368 00:20:11,932 --> 00:20:13,184 All right. 369 00:20:13,434 --> 00:20:15,895 - Thank you very much. - All right. 370 00:20:16,103 --> 00:20:19,982 So, what is going on over here, huh? Heard a lot of laughing. 371 00:20:21,734 --> 00:20:22,234 Abby? 372 00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:23,770 Actually, I was just telling these guys 373 00:20:23,903 --> 00:20:26,989 that Marc and I have definitely decided to have a baby. 374 00:20:27,615 --> 00:20:29,575 - Yeah. - Oh, that's great. 375 00:20:29,742 --> 00:20:31,869 - Yeah, way to go, you two. - Yeah. 376 00:20:32,078 --> 00:20:34,747 - All right. - You wanna hear something weird? 377 00:20:34,955 --> 00:20:37,625 Carrie and I have decided to have one too. 378 00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:39,460 Really? 379 00:20:40,378 --> 00:20:43,714 Yup, yup. Race you. 380 00:20:49,011 --> 00:20:52,682 You know, they're gonna start expecting me to grow a big belly. 381 00:20:52,932 --> 00:20:55,309 Unless I happen to have a very low sperm count. 382 00:20:55,559 --> 00:20:58,396 - Yes, yes. - Well, there you go. 383 00:20:59,188 --> 00:21:02,441 Of course, once we don't have a baby and they do, 384 00:21:02,608 --> 00:21:05,695 we're back to square one, friend-wise. 385 00:21:05,903 --> 00:21:07,154 Who cares? 386 00:21:07,363 --> 00:21:09,573 Friends just keep you away from TV. 387 00:21:13,953 --> 00:21:16,872 Oh, look, someone's car broke down. 388 00:21:17,081 --> 00:21:18,958 Should we pull over and help them out? 389 00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:21,210 Yeah, they look nice. 390 00:21:21,419 --> 00:21:24,255 Actually, they look very nice. 391 00:21:24,422 --> 00:21:27,508 Young couple, about our age. 392 00:21:27,717 --> 00:21:30,803 - Well-dressed. - Miata, two-seater, means no kids. 393 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,974 Let's make some friends. 394 00:21:38,461 --> 00:21:40,254 So what'd you guys like? Rock? Jazz? 395 00:21:40,463 --> 00:21:42,756 Hey, hey, we just went to this great steakhouse today, 396 00:21:42,923 --> 00:21:43,963 we should all go sometime. 397 00:21:44,133 --> 00:21:45,217 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 398 00:21:45,426 --> 00:21:48,012 Yeah, there's a gas station right up there. 399 00:21:48,220 --> 00:21:51,056 Oh, that one? You don't want their gas, that makes your engine knock. 400 00:21:51,223 --> 00:21:52,850 I'll take you to my place. 401 00:21:53,851 --> 00:21:55,091 When we go to that steak house, 402 00:21:55,269 --> 00:21:57,563 you gotta watch out for the guy with the big pepper mill. 403 00:21:57,771 --> 00:22:00,858 Hey, what's the deal with those anyway? What's up with that? 404 00:22:04,483 --> 00:22:10,483 Sync by XhmikosR www.addic7ed.com